This is not a newsletter.

It’s a getaway car for your inbox.

The Dispatch is where we stash our best stories.

Think: brand therapy disguised as chaos. Business insights wrapped in personal disasters. And the occasional reminder that yes, your brand deserves better than bland, generic advice.

What you won’t find here:
❌ Listicles
❌ Hacks
❌ Anything that says “crush your goals”

What you will find:
✔️ Stories about bathtubs and shoots that almost killed us
✔️ Wildly human marketing insights
✔️ Equal parts strategy, snark and existential clarity